Mr. Media is recorded live before a studio audience full of willfully naked starlets who want to be discovered by Mr. Skin and the Skinnettes for their bodies, not their minds… in the NEW new media capital of the world… St. Petersburg, Florida!
Mr. Skin is living the dream.
That is, if your dream is being an entrepreneur that spends every 9-to-5 moment at the office studying, categorizing, memorizing and fantasizing about naked TV and movie stars, then going home at night to a loving wife and family.
Like I said, living the dream.
MR. SKIN podcast excerpt: “The Showtime show ‘Shameless’ is great. This year it won our ‘Best TV Show for Nudity’ award. And when you think of ‘Masters of Sex,” Game of Thrones,’ ‘Powers’ and ‘Orange is the New Black’ — there are so many television shows that have great nudity! To actually win, you really have to have a great year in nudity. What I love about Emmy Rossum is that she’s the star of the show and she carries the load of the nudity. It’s not like like it’s a bunch of extras that do nude scenes on that show. Every year, she comes through with solid nudity… We’re big Emmy Rossum fans at MrSkin.com. And… she’s beautiful!”
By now, pretty much everyone knows the name Mr. Skin. The man famous for fast-forwarding to the good parts has had a regular presence on “The Howard Stern Show” for years. In 2007, his legend was immortalized in the Judd Apatow film Knocked Up; and as recently as February 2016, he was name-dropped in a “Saturday Night Live” sketch.
I love having Mr. Skin – a.k.a., Jim McBride – as a guest because he is quick-witted and knows everything a heterosexual male – and many females – wants to know about silver screen and small screen nakedness.
He’s joining me today for the fourth time to reveal the winners of Mr. Skin’s 17th Annual Anatomy Awards, his company’s yearly celebration of the best of the naked, writhing best.
There are the Academy Awards for great movies, Razzies for the worst and Anatomy Awards for the most eyeball-scorching.
MR. SKIN podcast excerpt: “When we award ‘Breast Picture’ every year, we go for the mainstream film that was in the theaters that had the most nudity or the best nudity. Without question, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was the go-to movie for that. From about 40 minutes in, Dakota Johnson — the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith — she’s either nude, tied up, blindfolded or being spanked. That’s pretty good in our book.”
Need a few categorical hints? We’ll reveal:
• Nudecomer of the Year
• Best Sex with a Teddy Bear
• Best TV Show
• Longest Butt Crack
• Celebrity Nude Debut
• Most Surprising Nudity
And stick around for the announcement of this year’s Lifetime Skinchievement winner!
With Playboy magazine giving up nudes, thank goodness we still have Mr. Skin doing his job: skipping to the good parts, so we don’t have to!
Key interview moments:
• 3:00 Mr. Skin explains why the Showtime series “Shameless” — starring Emmy Rossum — won “Best TV Show for Nudity” in this year’s 17th Annual Anatomy Awards;
• 20:00 An explanation of why you’ll only find a celebration of nudity at MrSkin.com — no body-shaming allowed;
• 38:45 Skin explains how Fifty Shades of Grey, starring actress Dakota Johnson, ran away with this year’s award for “Breast Picture.”