If you think you’re miserable right now, wait until Lia and Nick Romeo get through with you.
The Romeos—they’re brother and sister, not husband and wife—just published a new book titled 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About: The Satirical Not-So-Happy Book. And what a miserable book it is!
The introduction, in fact, says the book “will make you laugh, cry and contemplate self-mutilation.”
Think an airplane crash landing in the Hudson River is bad? The largest bank in America needing another $20 billion bailout is miserable? How about these simple miseries:
• Being spit on from a great height
• The fact that Coca-Cola can be used to clean highways
• Or, cultural variations in hygiene.